Just Say No

In an effort to dissuade me from ever using drugs, my parents looked to the Jump video for help.

I was seven or eight. And I loved Van Halen.

They didn't cite Van Halen an example of drug use.

They cited Van Halen as an example of clean living.

Those jumps of David Lee Roth? Impossible if he used drugs.

It was a lie. Confirmed by a David Lee Roth drug arrest years later.

Placebo - Meds. Christmas. New.