It's Not the Most Embarrassing Thing I've Had in My Collection ("Honey to the B" Anyone?)

"I wonder how the new Ashlee Simpson is."

"I hear it's bad."

A few days pass.

"I downloaded some songs. It is bad."

A week. Or two. Passes.

"It's only four dollars. Should I buy it?"

Another week. Or two.

"You know there is a Santogold song on there?"

"Really?"

"Yes. Santi White."

"Maybe I'll give it a listen."

Listened. And enjoyed. Most of it.

Ashlee Simpson - Bittersweet World. AKA. Used. Cathy purchase.